help
i love the term ‘college try’ because it basically means a sincere attempt at something impossible and that is essentially how my college career is going
today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he’s currently at my house until we find his owner.
we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn’t respond to his name unless u say it like shrek, so idk what kind of human he belongs to.
Are you telling me that the fate of thirty million inhabitants is in the hands of these criminals?




